Evidence of Xavier watching too much of Pixar's Cars.....
In the middle of watching Formula One race tonight,
Xavier: Mummy, this race has no pit stop.
Mummy: Why?
Xavier: Because there is no forklift.
For those not indoctrinated to the way of Cars, all the pit stop crew members in the Piston Cup race are forklifts.
Evidence of Xavier being a faster learner.....
Keane was kicking a fuss about a toy.
Keane: non stop wailing.....
Xavier: Stop...stop crying then I'll give you this.
Keane: non stop wailing.....
Xavier: I said stop....stop and I'll give you this.
Keane: silence....
Xavier: Ok here you go.
For the non-parents, this tactic is commonly practised by the adults in our household to stop tantrums.
Evidence of Xavier having potential to be a politician.....
Keane: (pointing in the direction of the back of the car from front seat) Giraffe, giraffe!
Xavier: (thinks Keane's pointing at him) I'm NOT a giraffe!
Keane: Giraffe, giraffe!
Mummy: He's not pointing at you Xavier, he's pointing at the "Friends of the zoo" car decal with the giraffe on it.
Xavier: Oh, I thought he was pointing at a real giraffe behind us.....(totally ignoring the earlier statement he made)
Evidence of Xavier being analytical.....
Xavier: Mummy, why is daddy not home yet?
Mummy: Daddy has to work so he'll be back later.
Xavier: But Daddy said he will be out for a while only. A while means he will come back fast but he has been gone a long time.
To laugh or to cry.......I haven't decided. But for now, why worry?
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